Onion

Two marvellous headlines in the current edition of The Onion: one proclaims that the The White House Denies the Existence of Karl Rove. "The White House denied rumors of wrongdoing by anyone named Karl Rove Monday, saying the alleged deputy chief of staff does not exist," according to their leader article.

This is only surpassed by the following sidebar headline: "Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Back To Natural Habitat."